“Ca[p]turing That Glimpse”

March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 July 2011 August 2011 September 2011

My day was boring as always
work work work..
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Did you know tat Singapore is a Clean & Green Nation ?
Incase u're new to this ,
we actually pay foreign workers to clean your estates ,
and they are gettin paid lik $550 every 2 weeks
OKAY ! get a clear idea abt how clean S'pore is ?

NOW here's the part where u get freaked out..
everytime i enter a male toilet at the nearest mrt station
after 10 pm or whatsoever
i enter a toilet cubicle , i find the toilet bowls either :

1. Smeared with shit
2. Full of toilet paper
3. Toilet seats covered wid urine
4. Floors in the cubicle filled wid water [ urine ]
5. Smells dam terrible , as if someone died shitting in there

OK ! i dun understand why ?
guys tat pee around tat time.. can hardly aim well
plus.. their urine comes out in burst fire mode
and the floor becomes wet..
Are they really tat lazy to lift up the toilet seats ?
i suppose so..
the part when it's smeared wid shit.. ==
i dun get it .. they have a jumpy butt or something
tat causes them bad aim of shitting into the BOWL
AHAHHA.... dots...
I'm a guy , but this doesn't occur to mi..
ok.. i'm not gonna say anymore.. as the next i'll be talking abt is girls
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As from wad i heard from Denise
girls toilet are wonderful...
i heard tat girls have private bins to throw thier pads
ok...
ermm... now , how hard is it to cover ur whatever and dump it into the bin ?
it seems tat there's a treand starting up
girls.. after clearing their pads.. they would throw them all abt
in the FEMALE toilet..
sweet isn't it ?
i think it's the hip and happening thing now a days

DO YOU GIRLS KNOW ABOUT THE BODYLESS HUNGRY GHOST ?
[ i guess a lot of you don't have a clue ]

Race of ghost : UNKNOWN
Favourite spots : FEMALE TOILET
Hungers for : BLOOD
Relations to : UNKNOWN relative of the vampire

Here goes ~

I've got no idea wad the village ppl call this ghost..
but i call it the blood sucking bodyless bastard
cool name :)
ok.. it seems lik after midnights
it travels from female toilets to toilets
it normally is just a Head wid long hair and sharp teeth
it should look black & red color
it get hungry very easily
so.. it actually sucks on all the pads tat are left lying around in the toilet
i heard i has a very gd sense of smell
... when this ghost likes the tatse of ur blood
it come to pay a visit to u.. after trying the ones u left lying around in the toilets

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so.. beware girls..

be a clean and neat girl , save u frm trouble ^^

hahahahahhah~